Happy Passover!

For all my Jewish family and friends…

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In Honor of Passover

It’s almost Passover, so I thought I’d post this. It’s hilarious!

ABC’s of Me

1. Age: 30 (31 in four days…yikes!)
2. Bed size: Full
3. Chore you hate: All of them 🙂
4. Dogs: Don’t have one, and don’t really want one
5. Essential start to your day: Diet Coke
6. Favorite color: Pink
7. Gold or silver: White gold
8. Height: 5’ 5″
9. Instruments that you can play: A *little* bit of piano
10. Job title: News anchor/reporter
11. Kids: Lucy, 1
12. Live: Georgia
13. Mom’s name: Reatha
14. Nicknames: None
15. Overnight hospital stays: When I gave birth to Lucy
16. Pet peeve: Loud people, people who smack
17. Quote from a movie: “Inconceivable!”
18. Righty or lefty: Righty
19. Sibling: Lisa, Randy and Ryan
20. Time you wake up: Usually around 7:30
21. Underwear: Yes 🙂
22. Vegetables you dislike: Brussel sprouts
23. What makes you run late: I’m rarely late…even WITH a toddler
23. X-rays: Knees, wrists
23. Yummy food you make: Penne pasta tossed with sauteed veggies
24. Zoo favorite animal: Panda bear

The Past Tense of “Tweet” Is?

Sometimes a joke is just too easy.

CTU Application

The following questions are used to determine your security clearance while working with the Counter Terrorism Unit.

1. Are you a mole?

2. If you said no, do you swear you’re not a mole?

3. Really?

4. Because the last person who said she was not a mole, actually was a mole.

5. If asked, can you download schematics to your cell phone?

6. Seriously, you’re not a mole, right?

7. On a scale of 1 to 10, rate your expertise in hand-to-hand combat.

8. Hypothetical question #1: your brother asks to borrow your security keycard to bring you lunch at work. Do you:
a) Tell him no
b) Give it to him but make him promise not to tell anyone
c) Give it to him because he’s your brother and what’s the worse that could happen? I mean it’s not like your America-hating, Marx-reading hippie brother knows people with guns right?

9. Do you or have you ever held a grudge against CTU because an agent killed a family member of yours in the line of duty?

10. If you were a mole, it’s not that you wouldn’t be hired, you just wouldn’t be at the top of the list. Plenty of moles get hired at CTU.

11. Hypothetical question #2: You notice a security guard unconscious a doorway leading down a dark hall. Do you:
a) Set off the alarm
b) Go down the hallway on your own, shouting “Hello? Is anyone there?”
c) Run back toward the main offices without drawing your gun and hope you don’t run into any terrorists?

12. Suspicious activity: Do you report it, ignore it, or see what else you can find out and pray you’re not discovered and knifed in the lung?

13. Final question: A suspect is being held for interrogation, but won’t talk. What do you say to them?
a) Who do you work for?
b) We’re running out of time!
c) It’s cool. I’m a mole. I’ll help break you out.