“honey, are you almost done?”

i know that some people like to take their time in the bathroom, but a 35-year-old woman from ness city, kansas, went a little overboard when she stayed in her boyfriend’s bathroom for two years. two years of sitting on the toilet. apparently, if you sit on a toilet that long, your skin grows into the toilet. when her boyfriend finally called emergency responders, they had to pry the toilet seat off and take her to a hospital to have it removed.

the first question i had when i heard this story was, how do you sit on a toilet for two years? the second was, why did her boyfriend *let* her sit on a toilet for two years? if i locked myself in the bathroom, joe would kick down the door after two hours. according to the story, the boyfriend would ask every day if she wanted to come out. i can totally picture this conversation.

boyfriend: “hey honey, you want to come on out today?”
woman: “nope.”
boyfriend: “ok. sounds good.”

this has to be the most bizarre story i have heard in a long time.

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Hi! I’m a wife to a wonderful husband, mom to a beautiful and active (to put it lightly) kiddo, and fur-mom to 3 crazy cats. I’m a former journalist. I quit my full time job two years ago. Now, I am a freelance writer and a virtual assistant for several bloggers!

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  1. Joe says:

    I hope they had two bathrooms. One story I read said she moved around in there, but I guess she spent MOST of her time on the toilet. Also, what about when friends called… “Is (her name) there?”

    “Hold on, she’s in the bathroom…still.”

    Did the boyfriend’s parents come visit? Did they just talk to her through the door?

    This story is five shades of crazy.

  2. Connie says:

    OMG~I’m just @ a loss for words~~that’s just CRAZY!!!!!!

  3. what would possess someone to sit on the toilet for 2 years! i want to know what the heck was going on in her head!

  4. Chas says:

    How can you stay in a relationship with someone that’s been in the bathroom for two years?? Umm…did he sneak her sandwiches under the door? That is one of the oddest things I’ve ever heard. Did it say WHY she did it??

  5. Apple says:

    There sure are some weird people in this world!!!

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