quotes of the week

as heard on the “jerry springer show”. where else would you hear things like this.

a woman came on the show to tell her sister and her boyfriend that she is a prostitute.

woman: “my sister badmouths me all the time to my family. she thinks she’s all that because she works at walmart. she has a big house. i don’t.”

jerry: “how big of a house could it be? she works at walmart.”

*****

woman: “i’m addicted to drugs. they’re my scapegoat.”

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woman: “i love my drugs, and i love my kids.”

jerry: “you have to choose.”

woman: “ok, both.”

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Hi! I’m a wife to a wonderful husband, mom to a beautiful and active (to put it lightly) kiddo, and fur-mom to 3 crazy cats. I’m a former journalist. I quit my full time job two years ago. Now, I am a freelance writer and a virtual assistant for several bloggers!

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Comments

  1. Casey says:

    Haaa! I saw that episode last month. Hilarious!!

  2. Jess says:

    And this is why I can’t watch that show.

  3. Jerry’s a hoot! Great garbage TV!

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