when mom’s away…

joe elbowed me yesterday afternoon as we’re sitting in the movie theater, munching on popcorn and waiting for the 40 year old virgin to begin.

“what?” i said.

joe pointed to his right, and i leaned across him and his friend john to see two teenagers seriously making out in the row right across the aisle from us. we started to laugh. the entire theater starts to laugh as the boy pulls his girlfriend into his lap and starts furiously running his hands through her hair.

“any second now they’re going to be on the floor tearing off clothes,” i told joe.

just then, the boy’s mom comes back, steps into the aisle and claps loudly to break them apart. then she steps over them to her seat. the guy behind us leaned up and said to us, “that was better entertainment than the movie’s going to be!”

we were still laughing as the previews started. the moral here: don’t make out in a movie theater when your parents are with you. in fact, just don’t do it at all.

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Hi! I’m a wife to a wonderful husband, mom to a beautiful and active (to put it lightly) kiddo, and fur-mom to 3 crazy cats. I’m a former journalist. I quit my full time job two years ago. Now, I am a freelance writer and a virtual assistant for several bloggers!

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