what all men should know

if only all men understood this… 🙂

1. *FINE:* this is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she is
right and you need to shut up.

2. *FIVE MINUTES:* if she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. *NOTHING:* this is the calm before the storm. this means something,
and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with “nothing” usually
end in “fine.”

4. *GO AHEAD:* this is a dare, not permission. don’t do it!

5. *LOUD SIGH:* this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing.”)

6. *THAT’S OKAY:* this is one of the most dangerous statements women
can make to a man. that’s okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. *THANKS:* a woman is thanking you: do not question, or faint. just
say you’re welcome.

8. *WHATEVER:* is a women’s way of saying F#!K YOU!

9. *DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:* another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. this will later result in a man’s asking “what’s
wrong.” for the woman’s response refer to # 3..

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Hi! I’m a wife to a wonderful husband, mom to a beautiful and active (to put it lightly) kiddo, and fur-mom to 3 crazy cats. I’m a former journalist. I quit my full time job two years ago. Now, I am a freelance writer and a virtual assistant for several bloggers!

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  1. Heh. For those of us who haven’t grown up all the way, yup.

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