remember how i was so upset about during 28 because it’s so much closer to 30?
yeah, well, i just got an email from my great uncle that said in big bold letters “HAPPY 31ST BIRTHDAY, CADY!!!!!”
i just aged three years. is there a polite way to correct him?

LOL… what a weird number for him to mistake you for!
Call him up crying. Tell him how old you feel now. Mention that large cash donations or purses would make you feel better. Cry some more. Collect cash and purses.
I totally agree with Joe! I had a friend send me a card wishing me a happy 30th… with was a year ahead of schedule and then also added “Happy Birthday Grandma!…