That’s Not My Bed
By: Lucy

That’s not my bed,
It’s mattress is too bouncy.

That’s not my bed,
It’s sheets are too fluffy.

That’s not my bed,
It’s frame is too wide.

That’s not my bed,
It has too many pillows.

That’s my bed!
It’s sheet is full of pee!

Based on the “That’s Not My…” books, which are some of Lucy’s favorites.