while i was hobbling to the living room couch sunday night after throwing my back out and needing a break from laying in bed. joe: let’s have a race. whoever gets to the living room first doesn’t have to make dinner for three weeks. **** we go to cici’s every friday for dinner. we like their pizza and salad, and it’s a fun tradition. we always order a cheeseless veggie for me. employees at the counter: (as joe walks up) hey joe! how’s it going.  manager: (coming over to our table) the cook must have seen you coming in...