While Joe is driving and not paying attention.

Me: I am so fat.
Joe: I know, honey, I know.
Me: Oh, well, the truth comes out.
Joe: Wait a minute, I thought you said you *feel* fat.

While walking by the T-Mobile salesman at Wal-Mart and playing with my cell phone.

Salesman: Hi, would you like to try one of our new T-Mobile cell….oh, wait, you have a *good* phone.