Joe’s grandmother cracks me up. As Joe said, we can’t wait to get to the age where we can say whatever we want.
On our retrieval …
Joe: We had 21 eggs retrieved today!
Nana: Did you have enough sperm to fertilized them?
Joe: Yes, Nana, I had enough sperm.
On an adult store in Nana’s small South Carolina town …
Nana: If you guys want to get something from there for tonight we can stop by.
On Rachel’s pregnancy …
Nana: Rachel swears she got pregnant while she and Dave were here visiting me. You guys should make yourselves at home, and maybe you’ll get pregnant too.

ohmygosh, your Nana is HILARIOUS!
Soooo funny!!
OMG … those are HILARIOUS!!!!!
My anti-spam word is “broad,” LOL! 🙂
LOL That is so funny! My Nana, my Dad’s mom, has only said one thing about sex near me – she commented that someone she knew had recently left her husband for another man who was quite a loser, and her only idea of why she had done that was because “the sex must be really good.”