Cookie Monster

Joe: I really need to work out. I’m feeling really bad about myself.

Me: You look great, honey!

Joe: By the way, don’t be mad, but I ate the rest of the Samoas.

Me: That’s ok.

Joe: And by the rest of the Samoas, I mean the whole box. And by the whole box, I mean in one sitting.

Me: *That’s* why you need to work out!

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Hi! I’m a wife to a wonderful husband, mom to a beautiful and active (to put it lightly) kiddo, and fur-mom to 3 crazy cats. I’m a former journalist. I quit my full time job two years ago. Now, I am a freelance writer and a virtual assistant for several bloggers!


  1. Joe says:

    Does this empty box of cookies make me look fat?

  2. connie says:

    We just ordered SIX boxes of Girl Scout Cookies from Bobby’s neice a week ago so we’re ALL going to need to workout here, lol!

    Also, I always enjoy Joe’s comments on here~I’ll bet there’s NEVER a dull moment @ your house 😉

  3. Shannon says:

    snort… that is so funny…

  4. jenn says:

    My friend keeps calling me to order cookies from her daughter and I’m trying to avoid buying them because I know I will eat them all. We try putting them in the freezer so they last longer but then we just find ourselves eating frozen cookies!

  5. corrin says:

    Oh, don’t feel bad. I’ve done worse damage in one sitting. Those boxes are getting smaller and smaller! But they are getting more and more expensive.

  6. And THAT is why I am boycotting Girl Scout cookies this year.

  7. Oh Girl Scout cookies are Mom’s favorites!! She has to lose weight for the Daughters wedding in October, so no cookies this year! That is a cool idea about the t-shirts!! We’ll have to tell the Daughter bean about it! Thanks!
    Your FL furiends,

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