my brother just told me he got a job as a campus safety officer at my alma mater. i laughed for about 10 minutes. we made fun of campus safety officers when i was in college. they were the students who drove around campus giving out tickets, especially to those of us parked at the campus radio station while working at night. we called them vegecops, since it’s an adventist college and we eat vegemeat. my brother’s going to be a vegecop. nice.