last sunday, we had a mission: buy a weed killer to clear out our front yard and then plant grass. i daydream about how nice it will be to have a yard of *gasp* grass! last year, our yard was nothing but dirt because of the extreme drought our area was in, and now that we’ve had good rains, the only things growing are weeds. we headed to lowe’s because we like lowe’s. we go there for all our home repair needs. at least we did. that may change, though. when we arrived, we quickly found the employee working...