i filled out a consent form for a pre-employment drug test tonight in which i had to list all the medications i’ve taken in the last 30 days.

ok…

category 1: pain relief pills
naproxin

category 2: cold tablets
claritin d and benedryl

categroy 3: other medications or substances
prednisone, methotrexate, enbrel (thank you rheumatoid arthritis), glucophage, doxicyclin, kariva

“have i missed anything?” i asked joe, ticking off the medications on my fingers.

“they’re going to think you’re a junkie,” he said.

*nod* a prescription junkie.