i’m glad i started my holiday shopping early.

i bought what i thought was a pretty cool present for my mom. i found this family star ornament that had a big star with the family name and smaller stars with all of our names dangling from it.

however, when it arrived it wasn’t what i had in mind. in fact, it was crap. our family name was not possessive, and all the names were handwritten with a sharpie. most of our names were off center. i could have done a better job myself.

i’m going to try to return it tomorrow. they better take it back, because i cannot give my mom a present that looks that bad.