Joe: Can I get you to make a card for me to give you for our anniversary?
Me: Crap! I need to get you a card!

Me: I need to go to Walmart to pick something up. Do you want to come with me?
Joe: What are you getting?
Me: I can’t tell you.
Joe: It’s my anniversary present isn’t it? I know what it is. You’re totally getting your belly button pierced.