Tuesday Tales
Conversations
March 3, 2009 in Life, Men vs. Women, Trying to Conceive (TTC)Joe: “What meds do you need to take tonight?” Me: “Nothing.” Joe: “Seriously? No shots?? No pills??” A night without meds *is* pretty shocking. On the flip side, Joe and I are both taking an antibiotic for the next few days. When I told...
Guitar Boy
February 28, 2009 in Marriage, Men vs. WomenJoe had a dream last night that he played the acoustic guitar. He woke me up this morning by telling me about his dream and how now he just has to get a guitar! “Plus, I can serenade our baby,” he said. I think...
Cookie Monster
January 13, 2009 in Life, Marriage, Men vs. WomenJoe: I really need to work out. I’m feeling really bad about myself. Me: You look great, honey! Joe: By the way, don’t be mad, but I ate the rest of the Samoas. Me: That’s ok. Joe: And by the rest of the Samoas,...
Cold Pizza, Anyone?
September 7, 2008 in Life, Marriage, Men vs. WomenJoe and his friend Stucka have decided they want to open a restaurant called Cold Pizza that would serve, well, cold pizza. Joe says they would make the pizzas the night before and open just for breakfast. “Who wouldn’t buy 4 slices of cold...
Conversations: The Before the Anniversary Edition
September 2, 2008 in Life, Marriage, Memories, Men vs. WomenJoe: Can I get you to make a card for me to give you for our anniversary? Me: Crap! I need to get you a card! ***** Me: I need to go to Walmart to pick something up. Do you want to come with...
Conversations about Getting Pregnant
August 28, 2008 in Life, Marriage, Men vs. Women, Trying to Conceive (TTC)Me: I didn’t really feel anything when I ovulated. Some women say they can feel it. Joe: Wouldn’t you hear it? It’s like a gumball machine. The egg comes out and rolls down the ramp with a “brrrrrrr” and then clinks against the door...
recreational nudity
April 30, 2008 in Life, Men vs. Womenjoe called me yesterday to tell me that www.slate.com had been blocked at his school. he was very upset. slate is one of his daily reads. but, i don’t think that was the only reason he was upset. “they said it was pornographic and...
weekend conversations
February 24, 2008 in Family, Life, Marriage, Men vs. Womenme: what can we take my dad that’s fun to “eat” but a clear liquid? joe: vodka.
what i never thought i’d hear my fil say
February 22, 2008 in Men vs. Women“so i was watching tyra banks yesterday afternoon…” apparently it was boob day. it was all women in the audience, and they all took off their tops. joe and dave said at the same time, “and you didn’t call us?” that’s when you just...
