i wrote one of the most absurd stories i ever have worked on today. we received a news release on the results of the toxicology test performed on a man who was found dead behind the hooter’s restaurant in our town last month. this man’s blood alcohol level was too high to be measured. the calibration goes up to 0.40. it can’t measure anything above that. so, of course, the talk this afternoon at the office revolved around just how much alcohol you would have to drink to register that high and kill yourself. now, we haven’t received the autopsy results yet so we don’t know the exact cause of death, but i would say this is probably on the list.