one of my coworkers just returned from a local restaurant where he was talking to the police about a man who jumped into a grease trap.

yes. you read that correctly. he jumped in a grease trap. earlier this morning, he was involved in a car wreck and fled the scene. he ran to the krystal restaurant a few blocks away, changed clothes and then climbed onto the roof, falling through the roof into the kitchen.

classic.

then, he ran across the street to one of the local mexican restaurants and jumped into the grease trap. i’m assuming he thought it was just a hole. i really hope so. he was stuck in the grease trap for more than an hour. i think i’d rather go to jail then jump in a grease trap.

how much do you think i wish i had been here to cover this story??