while i was hobbling to the living room couch sunday night after throwing my back out and needing a break from laying in bed.
joe: let’s have a race. whoever gets to the living room first doesn’t have to make dinner for three weeks.
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we go to cici’s every friday for dinner. we like their pizza and salad, and it’s a fun tradition. we always order a cheeseless veggie for me.
employees at the counter: (as joe walks up) hey joe! how’s it going.Â
manager: (coming over to our table) the cook must have seen you coming in because he already had your pizza in the oven when i gave him the order.
i know. it’s pathetic. 🙂
