today dizzy the cat stole one of my feminine products out of my bag. for some reason he just loves playing with them. i really don’t get it. so he’s dragging it around the living room and chasing it, and joe starts to talk to him.

“don’t touch that dizzy! if you do you’ll go crazy and then you won’t be able to make decisions and then you’ll start crying for no reason.”

then joe looks at me. i denied all of it.