i went slippin n’ slidin today. i hit kroger after leaving the vet with sasha to pick up some cat food. i was in a hurry since i had left her in the car, and was walking quickly, so quickly that i didn’t notice the liquid on the floor that was not marked with a “caution: wet floor” sign. as soon as i hit the liquid, my feet went out from under me, and i crashed *hard* onto the floor. the woman walking behind me just laughed as she went around me, which i thought was kind of rude....